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Yes, I'm a Consultant

I know. Gross. But hear me out.

The Deal

Look, I hate consultants too. (I am one, so I would know.) But here's the thing: I actually want to provide real value, not just slide decks and jargon.

Also, I need to pay for cloud hosting and coffee so I can build cool products that I (and my users) care about. Consulting helps make that possible.

I only charge if I can actually help you. If I can't solve your problem or add meaningful value, it's on the house. Or we just don't work together. Simple as that.

No retainer fees, no minimum hours, no corporate BS. Just honest work for honest problems.

What I Can Actually Help With

If you're building something with AI and need strategy, implementation, or custom workflows - that's my jam. I can help with:

  • AI implementation strategies for your business
  • Custom AI workflow development
  • Technical architecture for AI-powered products
  • AI model training and optimization
  • Rapid prototyping with AI tools
  • Getting unstuck on technical problems

What I won't do: Bullshit PowerPoints, "thought leadership," or pretending to know things I don't.

How This Actually Works

Step 1: You tell me your problem. Be specific. What are you stuck on?

Step 2: I tell you if I can actually help. No fake promises, no "let me look into that" runarounds.

Step 3: If I can help, we figure out what it's worth. Fair price, fair work. If I can't help, I'll point you in the right direction (still free).

Step 4: We build something real. Or at least we try.

The Pricing

I don't have a rate card. Here's why:

If you're a startup trying to get off the ground and need help with AI implementation, we'll figure out something fair that won't kill your runway.

If you're a bigger company with a specific problem, we'll price it appropriately.

If I can't actually help you, it's literally free. As it should be.

No hidden fees. No surprises. Just honest work.

Why Listen to Me?

I'm the founder of Punk Ventures. I build AI-powered products for a living (see: Solution Threads, Spend Later). I've shipped real software, solved real problems, and I actually know this stuff.

I'm not some MBA turned "AI strategist." I'm a builder who happens to know what I'm doing.

Also, I hate wasting people's time. So if I take you on, it means I think I can actually help.

Let's Talk

Ready to work together? Or just curious? Drop me a line.

griffin@punk-ventures.com

(Don't worry, I don't send follow-up emails asking if you got my last 47 emails.)